they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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