He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Threesome in a minivan. New low
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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