IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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