How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
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