do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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