Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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