Do you still have your period?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Randomize