these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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