its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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