Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
how do flat chested girls get laid?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
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