I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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