question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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