My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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