Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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