You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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