is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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