I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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