he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
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