Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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