Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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