In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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