YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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