I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
