i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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