At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Randomize
