the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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