The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Randomize
