I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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