I think my vagina is haunted
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I am available for nakedness
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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