Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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