hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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