Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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