Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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