I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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