Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
barbara walters just said penis...
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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