new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Randomize
