Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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