I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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