How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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