More tranny stories later!
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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