"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
You can't special order awesome
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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