i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
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