I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Randomize
