I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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