Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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