a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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