Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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