well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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