This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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