You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I think your dad took our porno
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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