He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Text me some of your sweat
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Randomize
