we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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