I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
