READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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