HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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