Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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