new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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