have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Quick, to the slutcave!
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
Dear god my vagina.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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